YO MAMA JOKES

-Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip-flops

-Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up into the air and got stuck!

-Yo mama is so fat, that when she went to go to Wal-mart, she tripped over K-mart and landed on Target!

-Yo Mama's so stupid... when they said her birthday was coming around the corner, she went looking for it

-Yo mama is so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and said where's my gumball?

-Yo mama is so fat, a cop seen her down the street and yelled, "hey, break it up".

-Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

-Yo mama is so fat when she heard it was chilly outside she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon

-Yo mama is so fat when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party.

-Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a quarter she squished a booger out of George Washington's nose.

-Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflexion ducked!

-Yo momma is fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.

-Yo mama so fat, when she plays football she score for both teams

-Yo mama's so fat that she think's that a well balaced snack is 2 big-mac's in each hand.

-Yo momma so fat, she stepped on the scale it said 2 be continued........

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